It's almost two in the morning. I think I went to bed around 10:30 or 11pm. Why do I keep waking up in what should be the middle of the night? Especially when I usually wake up between 4:30-5am. It's like I'm living in entirely different time zone; at least partially.
I'd make a "Twilight Zone" remark but more and more people seem to think I'm referring to sparkly vampires instead of the cult classic.
This is the world we live in, folks!