I'm watching a movie about competitive butter sculptors. No, I did not make that up in an incoherent haze of being both physically ill and medicated.
I've also read seven Nancy Drew novels (on my beloved Kindle) in the past... two or three days? Four? I'm not really sure, but that's not the point. The point is, if you'd like books one through fifty-six let me know and I'll send them to your Kindle.
A one hour nap turned into four; I only woke up at that point because Gats stretched out in his sleep and clocked me in the eye with an enormous rear paw. This dog has shovels for feet. The front paws, from the back of the large foot pad to the end of his middle toes (this is excluding his nails, which are roughly the diameter of a No. 2 pencil) are FOUR INCHES across. Rear paws are probably three or three and a half inches long/across/front-to-back/whatever.
Thankfully I don't have a black eye. Good grief.
I also changed the ringtone on my iPhone to a quacking duck and the incoming & outgoing text message alert to a bird whistle. Pure enjoyment, when you own there bird dogs. :)
Ten minutes and pasta will be done; I cannot believe I am boiling water, in Tucson, in JUNE, during the day. Ugh. Pure madness.
But then again, I'm about to start a movie about competitive butter sculptors.
I think that is self explanatory.
Also, the title of this post is making me crave butterscotch pudding.
Three or four hours of hard work today (read: dog rescue work), even though I am supposed to be "resting" and "taking it easy." I'd venture to guess that is why my afternoon siesta was... what it was. Excluding the being kicked awake by a GSP... that pretty much is what passes for normal around here.
Yes, I understand that this is nothing but rambling, babbling rubbish that almost no one would care to read. Oh, well!
P.S. The above-mentioned movie is called "Butter." Shocking.
P.P.S. It has occurred to me that the title of this post doesn't make much sense when compared to the content of this post. Guess what? Not going to change it. (I still want butterscotch pudding.)